When your bored, you may go for a walk, or a bike ride, or just sit in the tree in your backyard... Well today, I did all three today.
When I went for a walk, I was chased by idiots on bikes.
Then when I rode my bike, a dog chased me.
Then when I was in my tree, I fell out of it and hit my head on a rock.
There's just some days you shouldn't even get out of bed.